I have a friend who I have known since I was quite small. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at his house when he got it absolutely god-awful tummy pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. And so, his mom has taken him to the doctor's office, in which the physician took one look and said to her to take him to the ER. She dreaded something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a great thirty seconds of intensive farting, he looked at his mom and said, "I experience all much better now!"